why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO
DO U EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE AND THEN UR LIKE WOW I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO ALLOW THEM INTO MY LIFE FOR A STARTERS WHY DIDN’T I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE I’M GLAD THEY ARE GONE BY NOW
Rachael Ray, you are a gorram moron. You can’t tell me this recipe is “really stretching the dollar” when you’re yakking your head off about making bread crumbs from the ends of artisan breads you buy all year. If I’m broke, I ain’t got time for your fricken fancy bread. I gotta buy that $1 shit in a plastic bag.
Today’s #douchecanoe award goes to the state of #Michigan for passing what has to be the biggest bill of #patriarchal, #rapeculture #bullshit ever into law. Being a #Michigander, somedays I wake up and just want to watch the world burn.
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A video montage, set to music by Sarah McLachlan, of all the cushions, legs, and stuffed animals his pro-neutering advocacy saved from being violated.
A trip to…sunny Brazil!
A Happy Gilmore DVD.
Denture cream (it’s practical).
The cash equivalent of whatever you were going…
So my one roommate is apparently annoyed with my other roommate and my other roommate left for break yesterday and now I’m finding myself quite annoyed with my one roommate. It’s okay though because I have another roommate besides my one roommate and my other roommate and she’s not annoying me at all.
grumpy cat at disney land
best thing in the history of ever
THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH.
Omfg this is adorable
Um my roommate is like crying over American Horror and she was like screaming and wailing and I’m like okay maybe I shouldn’t have gotten her into this show.
Sensitive ppl are weird k
Wanting to cry all the time is such a joy